Why is it in the UK more then a day in a row of beautiful sun always means three spicy yet potentially dangerous yet unavoidable pursuits.
The First is of course BBQ’s, this one doesnt seem to effect me directly being a veggie but come tomorrow im guessing most of my mates are guna be glued to the toilet water in one hand, refrigerated toliet paper in the other.
next has to be the want to do fuck all, sit on the grass, fall behind on work and not really care.
Yet the one that gets me more then the others yet becomes tied in is drinking.
On a usual booze day you start drinking evening time after a day of work with the plan to go to town. Yet add Sun into the mix and you end up drinking for well over 12 hours, fall down something, still go into town and wake up with a sore head, a lack of self esteem and a potentially new case of Syphilis.
morrel of the story… if it was sunny everyday, we would all end up dead, save us from our selves.
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